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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

08.06.2025 04:51

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

How do professional musicians handle their equipment during gigs? Do they bring their own or use the venue's sound system?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

-mwahh

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Not just genes: After 17 years of study, scientist discovers just 1 lifestyle change that could easily ad - Times of India

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]